A wise man once said that life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. But as the kids say nowadays …ain’t nobody got time for that.
Wireframe is summing up the most essential games news for you in bite-size chunks, as often as we can.
EA and Jo-Mei Games have announced that their fantasy adventure Sea Of Solitude will be released on PS4, Xbox One and PC on 5th July. Have a peep…
Cadence Of Hyrule: Crypt Of The NecroDancer may well hit the Switch eShop on Thursday, if the metadata is any evidence. It recently updated to 30th May, so we’ll keep our eyes peeled.
Desert eye candy Sable is being pushed back to 2020, which isn’t a massive surprise, but still. The game’s developer, Shedworks, confirmed the news this week:
“We’ve now been working on the game full time since October 2017,” said co-founder Gregorios Kythreotis. “We initially thought the game would take us around two years to develop. It was an extremely rough estimate and for us to fully realise the game we want to make, we now think we need a bit more time. It was always going to be tight getting the game out in 2019 so now we’ve made the decision to take more time with the game and aim for release in 2020.”
Someone just paid $1.3 million for a laptop riddled with some of the worst malware known to God or man, because art. The Persistence Of Chaos is a thoughtful piece by artist Guo O Dong, who installed everything from the ILOVEYOU virus to WannaCry ransomware on a now-very pricey 10-inch Samsung netbook. Not to worry (?!), the laptop will be functionally disabled before it ships, and won’t be able to connect to anything. Apparently. Definitely nothing to worry about. No sir.
You can get a Monster Boy And The Cursed Kingdom demo on Steam right now, so it looks like the port is getting closer. The Metroidvania RPG is well worth a look, if you haven’t already played the console version. Click here!
Plenty Of Fish
Why pick up just anyone on Tinder when you can attract the sort of person imbued with such an astonishing level of patience for your hyperfixation that they will literally become involved in a Skyrim text-based RPG if it means they can get a chance to date you? We presume redditor Gmtom married this person immediately after putting them through this, and that a Skyrim-themed wedding surely awaits us.